First, I’d like to thank everyone who has taken part in this little Amazon-reviews-for-free-books contest of mine, thereby making me feel less like I’m shlepping mason jars full of snake oil around in my trunk. I really do appreciate it.
Second, I’d like to remind anyone else who has read any of my books that there are still a couple days left in the contest. What contest, you ask. Well, if you’d be so kind as to leave a review of any of my books on Amazon (because Amazon review really do matter, I’ve been told by people like Caleb Ross who understand marketing and math way better than I do) I will put your name in a hat, then draw four names at the end of the month and send those four lucky people (or unlucky, depending on your position) a free book. Reviews can be good, bad, bored or whatever. All I ask is that they’re honest.
Third, I’d like to say Morrissey has a cat on his head. That doesn’t mean much, other than I’d appreciate it if I could give away some more books because tons of people left reviews.